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alpacalypse:

imagine people around the world obsessing over eastenders like they do with doctor who

thousands of fans cosplaying as ian beale 

my world is already weird enough knowing that the brits go apeshit over neighbours

do you guys do fandom of that? cons… cosplays??

(via outoflullabies)

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Drive by Green Lantern TAS viewer problems

I just caught one episode of Green Lantern TAS (Loss, if you’re interested) and made myself sad, so I went and googled Aya to find out what happened next

and i just made myself even sadder

Tags: ow my heart
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So I’ve just had an email from my brother (just moved to Japan) who dropped in the phrase “acid-spraying hornets known as suzumebachi

And I just wrote back going so you must feel at home, then

*~*~*~*Australiaaaaaaaaaa*~*~*~*

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genebeanbelcher:

So the Australian’s can read your nightblogging and slowly collect intel about the americas leading to an aussie ambush

if you are using my blog to gather intel then i have some very bad news for you

Don’t worry you can just sell us some more planes that don’t work. Or call up another polar vortex. Or broadcast Game of Thrones free to every channel. I’m just saying we have some fairly major and obvious weaknesses.

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Money has not gone through to department of transport for the car registration

My super company has locked me out and wants me to call a helpline to reset my password

Gardeners have not called back about the lawns to get mowed

Rental agent has not got back to us about the worrying amount of cracks in a part of the wall

ok fine world I tried to be a responsible adult, I really did, but you’re clearly not interested today

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sometimes you are a responsible 25-and-a-half year old and sometimes you get pulled over by the police because you thought you paid your car rego and it turns out you didn’t

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Fic Dump Day: the fic known only as “Zombierod”

veliseraptor:

Fᴀɴᴅᴏᴍ: Silmarillion

Iɴᴛᴇɴᴅᴇᴅ Pᴀɪʀɪɴɢ(s): none

Cʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ(s): Celegorm, Curufin, zombie!Finrod, Orodreth

Rᴀᴛɪɴɢ: PG-13 for description of zombies.

Oᴠᴇʀᴀʟʟ Pʟᴀɴɴᴇᴅ Pʟᴏᴛ: I mean, if the above character list didn’t spell it out for you. I have no idea if there was an actual plot for this, I just know it was about undead!Finrod returning to Nargothrond and freaking everyone the hell out. But not malevolent!undead!Finrod. Just undead. He’s still friendly, sort of, sometimes he just kills people and eats their brains. It’s a very silly fic.

Nᴏᴛᴇ: A very silly fic. Lord. I don’t even remember what conversation this came from, but I do remember it was a conversation. Probably with caranthira who gave/gives me all my bad Silmarillion ideas. If I wrote a version of this now it would be werewolf!Finrod, and it would probably be a lot better, but no less silly.

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OH MY GOD I REMEMBER THIS and how worth the wait it is! Finrod the politest zombie! Yay for this day!

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What if in a modern au all the nolo/arafinweans are fantastic at winter olympic sports and secretly have huge guilt complexes about it

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before 2013 ends inbox me one thing you’ve always wanted to know or say to me and i have to reply to all of them

you’ve got seven hours and eighteen minutes according to my watch, ask away!

(Source: psychodelicy, via havisham)

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leirobles said: so kinda new to comics, background behind loki/weddings please?

veliseraptor:

aaah, barbeauxbot would be the better one to ask for this! but let me dust off my comics!loki knowledge with a little help from my friend google

so way back in thor annual 14 loki decides he’s pretty into this sigyn chick and tries to win her over with a pile of gold (because every woman wants gold!) which doesn’t so much work

(oooh burn) 

loki is not so much pleased by this

what a gentleman, right? (also, dat cape.) so anyway, comics!sigyn is betrothed to this dude theoric, so loki goes ahead and has theoric murdered by some trolls and then disguises himself as theoric to hang around sigyn pretending to be her (equally weirdly dressed) fiancee.

so then on the wedding day after the vows have been pronounced, thor reveals that theoric is none other than his evil half-brother, loki!

(sigyn is, as you can see, shocked.) odin declares sigyn the goddess of faithfulness for her refusal to annull the marriage.

and that’s not even getting into the mythological deal with the whole thrym story which, of course, ends with the entire wedding party getting slaughtered. which loki didn’t do but was definitely helpful in the arranging of. 

so basically if you want a good wedding that goes off without a hitch probably don’t invite loki, only then he shows up anyway extra miffed because you didn’t invite him. really there’s no way to win, so probably the best thing is either to elope or just not get married at all. 

wow Sigyn is perfect and amazing

also we almost have a trio of stylish villains gatecrashing celebrations! Loki does weddings, Malificent does christenings, we just need someone for birthdays