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Fic Dump Day: the fic known only as “Zombierod”

veliseraptor:

Fᴀɴᴅᴏᴍ: Silmarillion

Iɴᴛᴇɴᴅᴇᴅ Pᴀɪʀɪɴɢ(s): none

Cʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ(s): Celegorm, Curufin, zombie!Finrod, Orodreth

Rᴀᴛɪɴɢ: PG-13 for description of zombies.

Oᴠᴇʀᴀʟʟ Pʟᴀɴɴᴇᴅ Pʟᴏᴛ: I mean, if the above character list didn’t spell it out for you. I have no idea if there was an actual plot for this, I just know it was about undead!Finrod returning to Nargothrond and freaking everyone the hell out. But not malevolent!undead!Finrod. Just undead. He’s still friendly, sort of, sometimes he just kills people and eats their brains. It’s a very silly fic.

Nᴏᴛᴇ: A very silly fic. Lord. I don’t even remember what conversation this came from, but I do remember it was a conversation. Probably with caranthira who gave/gives me all my bad Silmarillion ideas. If I wrote a version of this now it would be werewolf!Finrod, and it would probably be a lot better, but no less silly.

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OH MY GOD I REMEMBER THIS and how worth the wait it is! Finrod the politest zombie! Yay for this day!

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What if in a modern au all the nolo/arafinweans are fantastic at winter olympic sports and secretly have huge guilt complexes about it

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before 2013 ends inbox me one thing you’ve always wanted to know or say to me and i have to reply to all of them

you’ve got seven hours and eighteen minutes according to my watch, ask away!

(Source: psychodelicy, via havisham)

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leirobles asked: so kinda new to comics, background behind loki/weddings please?

veliseraptor:

aaah, barbeauxbot would be the better one to ask for this! but let me dust off my comics!loki knowledge with a little help from my friend google

so way back in thor annual 14 loki decides he’s pretty into this sigyn chick and tries to win her over with a pile of gold (because every woman wants gold!) which doesn’t so much work

(oooh burn) 

loki is not so much pleased by this

what a gentleman, right? (also, dat cape.) so anyway, comics!sigyn is betrothed to this dude theoric, so loki goes ahead and has theoric murdered by some trolls and then disguises himself as theoric to hang around sigyn pretending to be her (equally weirdly dressed) fiancee.

so then on the wedding day after the vows have been pronounced, thor reveals that theoric is none other than his evil half-brother, loki!

(sigyn is, as you can see, shocked.) odin declares sigyn the goddess of faithfulness for her refusal to annull the marriage.

and that’s not even getting into the mythological deal with the whole thrym story which, of course, ends with the entire wedding party getting slaughtered. which loki didn’t do but was definitely helpful in the arranging of. 

so basically if you want a good wedding that goes off without a hitch probably don’t invite loki, only then he shows up anyway extra miffed because you didn’t invite him. really there’s no way to win, so probably the best thing is either to elope or just not get married at all. 

wow Sigyn is perfect and amazing

also we almost have a trio of stylish villains gatecrashing celebrations! Loki does weddings, Malificent does christenings, we just need someone for birthdays

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WHOSE IDEA WAS IT TO GIVE ME ALL OF MY DENETHOR/FINDUILAS FEELINGS BACK SUDDENLY AND WITHOUT WARNING??

(mine. it was my idea. this is a terrible idea and i don’t recommend it to anyone)

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Merry Christmas my friends!  I would say something witty and moving but work calls, I’ll be lurking again on the flipside

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When did my life become one long war with jam

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i’ve fallen into the pit of eternal recipes

send help

(it’s their fault)

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So im not changing my name for halloween because a) i forgot and b) this is the scariest version of my name already, how can you be scarier than Caranthir the kinslaying accountant

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foxyplaydate:

kedasederragar:

yeevil:

dbvictoria:

After Barilla’s Chairman stated "I would not do a commercial with a homosexual family" other pasta companies have come forward to state their support of same sex unions.

#shotsfired

Oh god, this has just gotten so marvelously out of hand.

THEY’RE FUCKING PASTA COMPANIES WHICH MAKES THIS HILARIOUS LIKE PASTA WILL PAVE THE WAY TO THE FUTURE.

(via outoflullabies)