imagine if you woke up and your name was your url and you looked exactly like your icon
I thought regular me was bad with children
I just caught one episode of Green Lantern TAS (Loss, if you’re interested) and made myself sad, so I went and googled Aya to find out what happened next
and i just made myself even sadder
So I’ve just had an email from my brother (just moved to Japan) who dropped in the phrase “acid-spraying hornets known as suzumebachi”
And I just wrote back going so you must feel at home, then
marauderer replied to your post:i severely fucked up over the last couple hours by…So the Australian’s can read your nightblogging and slowly collect intel about the americas leading to an aussie ambush
if you are using my blog to gather intel then i have some very bad news for you
Don’t worry you can just sell us some more planes that don’t work. Or call up another polar vortex. Or broadcast Game of Thrones free to every channel. I’m just saying we have some fairly major and obvious weaknesses.
Money has not gone through to department of transport for the car registration
My super company has locked me out and wants me to call a helpline to reset my password
Gardeners have not called back about the lawns to get mowed
Rental agent has not got back to us about the worrying amount of cracks in a part of the wall
ok fine world I tried to be a responsible adult, I really did, but you’re clearly not interested today
sometimes you are a responsible 25-and-a-half year old and sometimes you get pulled over by the police because you thought you paid your car rego and it turns out you didn’t
Iɴᴛᴇɴᴅᴇᴅ Pᴀɪʀɪɴɢ(s): none
Cʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ(s): Celegorm, Curufin, zombie!Finrod, Orodreth
Rᴀᴛɪɴɢ: PG-13 for description of zombies.
Oᴠᴇʀᴀʟʟ Pʟᴀɴɴᴇᴅ Pʟᴏᴛ: I mean, if the above character list didn’t spell it out for you. I have no idea if there was an actual plot for this, I just know it was about undead!Finrod returning to Nargothrond and freaking everyone the hell out. But not malevolent!undead!Finrod. Just undead. He’s still friendly, sort of, sometimes he just kills people and eats their brains. It’s a very silly fic.
Nᴏᴛᴇ: A very silly fic. Lord. I don’t even remember what conversation this came from, but I do remember it was a conversation. Probably with caranthira who gave/gives me all my bad Silmarillion ideas. If I wrote a version of this now it would be werewolf!Finrod, and it would probably be a lot better, but no less silly.
OH MY GOD I REMEMBER THIS and how worth the wait it is! Finrod the politest zombie! Yay for this day!
What if in a modern au all the nolo/arafinweans are fantastic at winter olympic sports and secretly have huge guilt complexes about it